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Funny Euphemisms

61. Going to Part My Hair

My wife's euphemism for disappearing into the bathroom with a magazine. See also Bathroom, Hair, Scatological.

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Funny Phrases

62. Athletic Supporter

As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

63. Waikikamukau, New Zealand

Because the moo cow kicked me! See also Made Up.

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Funny Products

64. Rubber Sheets

They are for kids/people that wet the bed. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Sayings

65. He's a Dog of His Own Trot

Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

66. The Heel Dragger

When you're getting kicked out of a place and you hike up both of your arms like you're about to do a circle dance and the two bouncers take you by each arm... and then you just drag your heels and enjoy the ride. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Words

67. Rumpus

A noisy clamor. It could be a party or a fight! What a versatile word! See also Violence.

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Funny Words

68. Caterwaul

To cry like a cat in heat. A horrible sound. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

69. Bodacious

That's totally bodacious...

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Funny Things to Do

70. Renting Movies from the Public Library

Hey, who needs Netflix?

Added by Amanda on February 10, 2010| Comment | You Like This |