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Funny Sayings

41. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Things to Do

42. Putting Your Beard in a Ponytail

See also Hair.

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Funny Words

43. Puppenhaus

Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very suggestive name for a dollhouse. See also Foreign, German, Scatological.

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Funny Names

44. Nastenka

I receive a lot of spam mail from 'her' to go on dating websites. See also Internet.

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Funny Phrases

45. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Politics.

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Funny Quotes

46. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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Funny Sayings

47. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

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Funny Words

48. Potpourri

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Funny Words

49. Bumfuzzle

To confuse or fluster.

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Funny Animals

50. Binturong

What happens if you mix an otter with a cat and taze it? This.

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