77 Entries Tagged “Schools”
Funny Phobias
71. Arithmophobia
Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.
Funny Things
73. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos
For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.
Funny Insults
74. Homeschool
As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.
Funny Places
76. Cafetorium
Part cafeteria, part auditoriumcome for the mystery meat, stay for the fifth period assembly. See also Food, Schools.
Funny Products
77. Trapper Keepers Shop
The only secure way to store your grade-school files. See also 80's, Schools.