94 Entries Tagged “Bathroom”
Funny Anti-Jokes
41. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?
Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things
42. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot
Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.
Funny Jobs
43. Groom of the King's Close Stool
A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.
Funny Sayings
44. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World
Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Questions
45. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?
Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.
Funny Euphemisms
46. Painting My Nails
A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.
Funny Books
47. How to Poo at Work Shop
Answers the question, “How can I do #2 at work, but still be #1 on the job?” See also Bathroom, Scatological, Work.
Funny Products
48. Poo-Pourri Shop
Spritz the bowl and no one will know. See also Bathroom, Scatological.