30 Entries Tagged “Crime”

11. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?

A condescending con descending. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2016| 4 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

12. Usurp

To steal or misappropriate. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2016| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

13. Liberating Things

I'm not stealing it, I'm liberating it! See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2016| Comment | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

14. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop

A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2015| 6 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

15. Bunko Artist

A con man. See also Crime.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

16. Calaboose

Slang for a small prison. See also Crime.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

17. Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap Shop

Can’t argue with that. See also Crime, Obesity.

Added by Inle on June 2, 2011| 4 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

18. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse

Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2009| Comment | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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