30 Entries Tagged “Crime”

Funny Things to Do

21. Baking a File Into a Cake

Classic plan for springing your man from the clink. See also Crime, Jail, Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on March 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

22. The Poky

Alternative to the clink or hoosegow. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Anthony on February 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

23. Hoosegow

Like the clink, slang for jail. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Tyler on January 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

24. Scofflaw

One who habitually violates the law. See also Crime, People.

Added by Tyler on March 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

25. Pickpocket

There's a burglar in my pants! See also Crime.

Added by Frank on September 16, 2006| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

26. The Clink

Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Tyler on August 29, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

27. The Smoke Cloak

"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

28. Smash-and-Grab

A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

29. Burglar

You've just been burgled. See also Crime.

Added by Frank on August 23, 2006| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

30. Crook

Funnier than "thief." See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on December 31, 2005| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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