Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Why Do Birds Fly South During the Winter?

It’s quicker than walking. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Has 18 Legs, 18 Arms, and 18 Eyes?

The Supreme Court.

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Funny Insults

3. Expectations Were on the Ground and You Brought a Shovel

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Funny Words

4. Combobulate

The opposite of discombobulate.

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Funny Observations

5. Crazy Spelled Crayz is Still Pronounced Crazy

See also Crazy.

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Funny Movies

6. Bambi II: Revenge of Bambi

See also Disney, Made Up.

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Funny Observations

7. If You Don’t Not Think About It, This Sentence Isn’t Not a Quadruple Negative

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Funny Products

8. The Unvaccum

Puts all the dust back where you found it. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. How Many Heads Does a Man Swimming in the Arctic Ocean Have?

One.

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Funny Sayings

10. Good Things Take Time, and That’s Why I’m Always Late

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