Funny Observations

1. Time Was Invented by Clock Makers to Sell More Clocks

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Funny Observations

2. Gender Was Invented by Bathroom Companies to Sell More Bathrooms

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Funny Observations

3. When the “Fight Spam” Question Asks What Color the Submit Button is and I Say…

The bottom half is #fFC0197 while the top half is a mesh of alternating colors which include #FC0197 and #E00E80.

And then I get it wrong.

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Funny Quotes

4. “Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup.”

―Ludwig van Beethoven

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Funny Advice

5. Don’t Use That One Useless, Made-Up Letter X When Every Single Sound Made by X Can Be Made by Some Useful Letters Instead

Unless you want something to look cool. Then definitely use X.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What’s a Bees Favorite Song?

They don’t listen to songs.

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Funny Books

7. The Perfectly-Full Games

The Hunger Games, but where every is nice to each other. See also Made Up.

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Funny Movies

8. Fun in Balloon Land

A random children’s film from the 60s that is essentially just documentary footage of a Philadelphia Thanksgiving Day parade. See also Balloons.

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Funny Observations

9. People Are Like Strawberries

Sometimes they’re at the store.

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Funny Observations

10. Bobcat is Short for Robert Feline

See also Cats.

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