Funny Questions

1. If “black box” flight recorders on airplanes are truly indestructible, why don’t they just make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Added by xantheisthebest12 on May 1, 2026| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

Added by a Guest on April 28, 2026| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

3. Feeding the Toilet

Also known as going to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2026| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

4. When Fighting Say, “Left Hook,” Then Kick Them

Works every time. See also Boxing, Violence.

Added by a Guest on April 25, 2026| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

5. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

Added by a Guest on April 25, 2026| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on April 25, 2026| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

7. Timmy Tuff Knuckles

Added by a Guest on April 25, 2026| 4 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

8. Ulrich Zwingli

The man who spearheaded the Affair of the Sausages in 1522, sparking the Reformation in Zürich. See also History, Religion, Swiss.

Added by a Guest on April 24, 2026| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

9. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2026| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

10. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2026| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike