Funny Observations

1. There Are Only Two Days in Your Life That Aren’t Twenty-Four Hours

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Funny Sayings

2. In Terms of Money, We Have No Money

See also Money.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Calling Your Teacher Mom Instead of Ma’am

So embarrassing. See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Punching Wildly When You Get Soap in Your Eyes

So the monster doesn’t get you. See also Hygiene.

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Funny Advice

5. If You Want to be Good at Something, First Point and Laugh at Someones Who’s Bad at It

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Funny Insults

6. You Look Like You Would Say “Clear” When Someone Asks You Your Favorite Color

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Funny Diseases

7. Garyxia

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Gary. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

8. Any Machine Can be a Smoke Machine if You Operate It Wrong Enough

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Funny Quotes

9. “Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Sayings

10. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

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