Funny Insults

1. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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Funny Observations

2. Your Oldest Photo is Also Your Youngest Photo

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Funny Questions

3. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funny Observations

4. Potatoes are Rocks, but Edible

See also Potatoes, Rocks.

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Funny Jobs

5. Liberty Nose Cleaner

Enters the Statue of Liberty to clean the nostrils.

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Funny Quotes

6. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Observations

7. Water is a Portal to Another World Where You Can Fly But Not Breathe

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Funny Names

8. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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Funny Questions

9. If we can’t see air but we can see water, can fish see air but can’t see water?

See also Fish.

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Funny Instruments

10. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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