Funny Euphemisms

1. Toothpaste Kool-Aid

Also known as mouth wash.

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Funny Insults

2. You’re the Type of Person Who Would Struggle to Count While Wearing Oven Mitts

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Funny Foods

3. Chocolate Chip Cookies Without the Chocolate Chips

See also Cookies.

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Funny Drinks

4. Ketchup Water

When you don’t shake the bottle before opening it. See also Condiments.

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Funny Advice

5. Randomly Think “I Know You Can Read Minds.”

Just in case a mind reader tries anything funny.

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Funny Things to Do

6. Catching a Fart in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

7. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. My Friend Told Me the Other Day That I Don’t Understand Irony, but That’s Ironic Because We Were at a Bus Stop

See also Ironic.

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Funny Clothes

9. Half-Length Capes

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Funny Insults

10. You Look Like You Put Carpet in Your Bathroom

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