Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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Funny Advice

2. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

3. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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Funny Euphemisms

5. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

6. You’re So Tall That Every Time You Get into the Car You Get Slightly More Concussed

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Funny Questions

7. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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Funny Phrases

8. It’s No Use!

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Funny Questions

9. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?

A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Staring into Someone’s Soul While Playing a Card Game

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