157 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Words
101. Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
102. Marie Brizard
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
104. Taking a Power Shower
A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
Funny Sayings
105. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
106. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.
Funny Quotes
107. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."
See also Alcohol, Body.
Funny Places
110. P.J. O'Houlihans
Fictional Irish bar that your drunkest of friends are always at whenever they should be somewhere else. See also Alcohol, Irish.