158 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Drinks
101. Champale
A sparkling malt beverage brewed and distributed by the Pabst Brewing Company. See also Alcohol.
Funny Words
102. Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes." See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
103. Marie Brizard
Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
105. Taking a Power Shower
A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
Funny Sayings
106. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times
That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
107. Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch Bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant! See also Alcohol, Pranks.
Funny Quotes
108. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."
See also Alcohol, Body.