157 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Things to Do

61. Trying to Urinate into the Same Bottle That Got You Drunk

See also Alcohol, Bathroom, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on June 23, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

62. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

63. Shirley Temple

A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

64. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

65. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

66. Mary

A bloody mary without the killings. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

67. Martimmy

Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol.

Added by janeyfromthebloc on June 4, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

68. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

69. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

70. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

Added by ericluken on February 19, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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