158 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Drinks
32. Hammer
Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.
Funny T-Shirts
33. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop
As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Drinks
34. Grocery-Store Brand Beer
You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.
Funny Things
36. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
Funny Names
37. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
40. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht
German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.