157 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Quotes
142. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
143. Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
144. Disco Nap
This is the late evening nap you take before handing out for a weekend night. (Often followed by a dressing drink.) See also Alcohol.
Funny Words
147. Hoity-Toity
Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.
Funny Nicknames
150. Rumeye
Good name for an alcoholic pirate or someone who is just acting like one. See also Alcohol.