67 Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Anti-Jokes

21. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

22. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on December 26, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

23. Cat Piano

A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

Added by Jeets123 on June 17, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

24. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

25. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

26. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

27. Fluffy Bag of Spaghetti

What a cat turns into when you try to pick it up. See also Cats.

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Funny Euphemisms

28. Hairy Loaf

Also known as a cat. See also Cats.

Added by Guakola on May 17, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

29. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

30. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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