67 Entries Tagged “Cats”

41. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

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42. "Never Wear Anything That Panics the Cat."

- P.J. O'Rourke See also Cats.

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43. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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44. Grimalkin

A very old word for cat. See also Cats.

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45. What Do Cats and Refrigerators Have in Common?

Neither one is a banana. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2017| 14 Comments | 130 people like this You Like This | Unlike

46. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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Funny Phobias

47. Gatophobia

The fear of cats. Meow. See also Cats.

Added by Kittens4thewin on May 14, 2017| 8 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

48. Catbra

A cross between a zebra and a cat. See also Cats, Made Up.

Added by awesomeguy21 on April 22, 2017| 6 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

49. KaTasha

When my mom accidentally says my cat's name when she is talking to me, or vice-versa, but then corrects herself midway. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2017| 3 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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