67 Entries Tagged “Cats”

31. The Large Furry Stain on The Couch

Also known as my cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2019| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

32. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 19, 2018| 5 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

33. Tube Cat

Also known as a ferret. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on June 27, 2018| 2 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

34. Sheldon, CEO of Shell Oil Corp

This is the name of my cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2018| 1 Comment | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

35. How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety Shop

Toonces, put the gun down. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2018| 15 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

36. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on April 6, 2018| 5 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

37. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

38. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

Added by StylishRainbowTorpedo on February 21, 2018| 8 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 12 Comments | 157 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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